## четврток, јуни 02, 2005

### Crazy Ass Bastard Universe Reviews

This is my community service, my gift to a world of scum. I will take you out of your ignorance with this series of essays, reviews and social critiques. So join me in my odessey to sensorial masturbation in all ways and directions. Everything else is old wives tales.
This time im gonna spill the beans on Mochipet's magnus opus, The Combat Album.
Combat is basically copy paste music to the extreme. A cross genre experiment that will draw a smile on your sorry face no matter what.With tracks like Nelly vs Poor Kakarookee you get mean venetian snares beating the shit out of gay st louie rapper nelly at a hundreds of bpm's, excellent for violent duster blackouts or fighting fat intersex bitches in bad blocks. Mochipet probably works with goldwave or worse technology but still he manages to create shit as interesting as the last metal album by Burzum.
Great, but what else?(Appart from mixing the Thundercats with the Straycats, you kidding me son) well, this time mochipet not only breaks copyright laws mixing shitty music to make an awesome experience but he also creates a style that should be mandatory partyTAPE mix in every social event, this is by the way no mash up bullshit.
My personal fav is YEs vs no means no.Pure breakbeat mayhem no idm powerbook bullshit.
Other tracks include "A" list celebrities like the White Stripes vs Barry White, the lion king vs Diamond king vs Neil diamond , Fucking for real, everyone should download it. fuck. Johnny cash vs cash money millionaries , Fuck gay mash ups this is a message from an angry god.
I got nothing else to say, YOU BITCHES DOWNLOAD THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!

#### 10 Comments:

Inana Supo said...

  mochi mochi

  9:14 PM
Inana Supo said...

  Everybody Wang Chung tonight!!!

  5:09 AM
Inana Supo said...

  Norbert, dude, yr on fire~`

  6:59 PM
Inana Supo said...

  4 out 4 people find this review usefull

  7:00 PM
Inana Supo said...

  cool lee oh

  7:00 PM
Inana Supo said...

  You belong to us norbert , the public , please never leave us again

  7:04 PM
Inana Supo said...

  This dude can't write shit, Ivan nobody likes your cut and paste nerdy shitty

  7:05 PM
Inana Supo said...

  mochipet is doing another one like combat it's called china or something like that

  7:07 PM
Inana Supo said...

  hocico , acid trauma ra ra ra !!!"

  7:07 PM
Inana Supo said...

  Party up ghettohumble squatsh

  7:08 PM

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